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Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He’s all right now. When the dentist and the manicurist went at it, they fought tooth and nail. A bicycle can’t stand alone. It’s two tired. Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. You won’t rest either until you check out Crest’s CP-48MS-N hi-res IP environmental vandal dome. This great camera features 600 lines of resolution, digital image stabilization, 0.05 lux color in wide dynamic range mode, and a vari-focal auto iris lens... all in a vandal resistant, weatherproof housing. What do you call our CP-48MS-N? A great dome camera! And, what do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. A calendar’s days are numbered. A boiled egg is hard to beat. He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

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Since 1974, Crest Electronics has been the industry leader in providing state-of-the-art video security products and accessories, and backing it up with a team of Crest Systems Consultants who will professionally assist you before, during, and after the sale. A lot has changed in the last 36 years, but one thing that will never change is Crest's commitment to customer service and technical support. To continue our celebration of the decade when Crest was created, here are ten more trivia questions. This time, we’re going to give you sets of two things from the seventies. Your job... to figure out which came first. To get the answers, or to hear any questions you may have missed, just visit our website at crestelectronics.com. Ready? Then shake your groove thing and figure out which came first...

The video game or the space shuttle?

VHS or Betamax?

Garfield or Heathcliff?

The disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa or legalized gambling in Atlantic City?

Heritage USA or Disney World?

Sears Tower or the World Trade Center?

Lite Beer or the arrival of Perrier in the United Sates?

The first home computer or Rubik’s Cube?

The Sony Walkman or the compact disc?

The Cuisinart or the Heimlich maneuver?

Remember to check out our website at crestelectronics.com to get all the answers to these trivia questions, as well as all the answers to your video security needs.

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Did you know that the state of Florida is bigger than England? Did you know that  two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey? Did you know that until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin? Today, it is known as Tennessee. Did you know that other manufacturers may claim their hybrids are TRUE hybrids, but only Crest offers REAL hybrids. Unlike the competition, Crest’s REAL hybrid technology allows for any number or ratio of IP and analog cameras to populate the DVR. Plus... our REAL hybrids feature zIP easy IP detection software – the true bridge between the worlds of IP and analog CCTV video. Did you know that’s as real as it gets? And, did you know that the Neanderthal’s brain was bigger than yours is? Did you know that the only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable? Did you know that the only nation whose name begins with an “A” but doesn’t end in an “A” is Afghanistan? Did you know that the praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head? Did you know that when snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food?

Remember to check out our 70s trivia page to get all the answers to these trivia questions.