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The roundest knight in King Arthur’s court was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. If you’re getting a little behind in YOUR work, it may be because you don’t know about Crest’s new zIP line of IP products. From IP encoders to IP cameras to REAL hybrid DVRs and NVRs, Crest’s zIP line provides an easy transition into the world of IP. Using our exclusive CrestLink™ software, you can control and link ALL our recording products... both IP and analog. Plus, auto detect and setup eliminates the need for additional complicated network software. Remember that Crest’s new zIP line of IP products are a zIP to install and a zIP to use! And remember, no matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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Since 1974, Crest Electronics has been the industry leader in providing state-of-the-art video security products and accessories, and backing it up with a team of Crest Systems Consultants who will professionally assist you before, during, and after the sale. A lot has changed in the last 35 years, but one thing that will never change is Crest's commitment to customer service and technical support. To continue our celebration of the decade when Crest was created, we’re going to test your knowledge of popular seventies music by giving you the first lines of ten popular songs. Your job... to name each song and the artists who performed them. To get the answers, or to hear any lyrics you may have missed, just visit our website at crestelectronics.com. Ready? Then shake your groove thing and figure out these songs...
"Did you write the book of love and do you have faith in God above?"
"He was born in the summer of his twenty-seventh year."
"Mama pajama rolled out of bed and she ran to the police station."
"Sometimes in our lives, we all have pain, we all have sorrow."
"So, I’d like to know where you got the notion."
"Well, the southside of Chicago is the baddest part of town."
"Nibblin’ on sponge cake, watchin’ the sun bake."
"If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can’t I paint you?"
"I’ll light the fire."
"Ahhhh, freak out!"
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Did you know that Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark? Did you know that Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns? Did you know that Charlie Chaplin once finished third in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest? Did you know that Crest’s CNVS NVR software is now integrated to work with 80% of the IP cameras sold in the US market, including our own lineup, permitting migration of legacy analog cameras to the CNVS IP platform, in any quantity and in any ratio combination.. This software uses the same GUI as our CDVS-7000 series PC-based DVRs. And, did you know that the full 32-channel version is also available for installation on your machine for less than $1000, with no per-channel licensing fees and free upgrades? Did you know that you can ask your Crest Systems Consultant to tell you more about our CNVS NVR software? Did you know that beavers have orange teeth? Did you know that a vulture throws up on its own feet to cool off in the desert heat? Did you know that by age 60, most people have lost half their taste buds? Probably from watching too many vultures throw up on their feet.
Remember to check out our 70s trivia page to get all the answers to these trivia questions.
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